Jake the Snake carried a python in a burlap sack into the ring. You can wear one on your feet everywhere you go.
These boots represent the eternal battle between cow and snake. Leather and Snake Skin are pitted against each other once more in a an epic battle that leads you everywhere you go! And where are you going? Eternal glory. Period.
Some interesting facts on Pythons.
- Some say pythons eat live animals, mostly mice and bunny rabbits, FALSE. Pythons eat weakness and “As Seen On TV” infomercial hosts.
- Pythons are a constrictor snake. This means they squeeze their prey until it’s death OR until it goes to the study to retrieve the python’s 20 year-old Scotch.
- Pythons use infrared sensing to find their target. Exactly like the Predator. And you know who took the Predator out? Arnold freaking Schwarzenegger. Do these boots automatically make you as tough, strong and good looking as him? Yes. Yes they do.
Ask yourself how many of your friends are currently wearing a dead snake?
Wear these boots before they wear you!